Thursday, November 12, 2009

David Icke, Uberkook?

Oh, this guy is interesting.

Like Richard Heene, Dave's into the Illuminati thing. DEEP into it. He's British, so at least he'll sound cultured and intellectual to the American ear--think of him as the anti-Christopher Hitchens.

So this guy believes that there are lizard-people amongst us. Lizard PEDOPHILES!!

George W. Bush? Yeah, I can kind of see that.
Queen Elizabeth II? Never met her.
Kris Kristofferson?!
Boxcar Willie?! *baaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa*

Amazing. Simply...amazing.

Those Illuminati were behind September 11th, which makes him a "Truther." Granted, it still amounts to "Fratboy was EVIL!!! And he and his administration did 9-11 the way Hitler did the Reichstag, to give him an excuse to go to war!!!!1!!1!" Meh.

Icke is one of the "popcorn kooks"--get some snacks and visit's selection of Icke quotes. Let's see...he doesn't seem to like the Jews (he links the Illuminati to the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion--one of those "Jews-control-everything" conspiracies)...Jews "created" WW1, WW2, and the Russian Revolution...says the Anti-Defamation League is "sinister"...Planned Parenthood was founded by the British Eugenics Society...microchips will be embedded in you, 666, number of the beast...


All that makes his claiming to be the "son of god" seem rather tame (he later retracted). We in the States hear this claim pretty routinely from our religious loons.

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