Announcing the Operation American Spring Commemorative Plate!

$3.99 each at K-Mart.

It'll look awesome next to your George Bush Flightsuit Commemorative Codpiece plate!

Comes in 4 colors:

White, for the pasty pale faces who showed up.
Black, for the non-white folks who didn't.
Green, for the liberals who laughed themselves sick at the whole thing.
Red, for the faces of the "patriots" who made excuses.

Sorry, not available in coward yellow for the Internet tough guys who talked shit and didn't do shit.

Most importantly, they're blank...because nothing happened.

Operation American Spring--DAY 3: ..oh, nevermind.

See DAY 2.

Now the rationalizations begin:

Miao @TPGee

Shout out to all who made Operation American Spring happen. Small or large turnout, you reflect the large heart of America. #OAS #ABeginning

 

Christine Ann Sands@PolymathPoet

@TalkRadioNews wasn't dozens u rat teeth bastards, u u sewerheads! 32M didn't show up in Egypt Day 1 #americanspring

"It doesn't matter that we predicted a huge turnout and ended up with almost no turnout."

Second place is first loser.

Still some true believers who think things are happening:

clydetheslyde ‏@clydetheslyde 6h
I wager $100 to any #TeaParty member that the MSM will not broadcast today's arrest of President Obama by #OperationAmericanSpring

Really? Arrest? Was that scheduled for Day 3?

When you've lost Tea Party Cat and LOLGOP, you're no fun anymore.

3:30p

Kamikaze @Kamikaze_98

"@MatManz: Operation American Spring has all the strength in numbers of a Republican minority outreach event." 

Zing!

Fun With Kooks: Operation American Spring

Today was the first day of the Grate Redneckistan Take Are Kountree Back!! thing, where hordes of Teabillies from across the country were going to descend upon Washington, D.C. and make Nobel Peace Prize Winner President Barack Obama step down!

It promised to be really really BIG, 10 to 30 million strong.

They did get the 10, maybe even a few hundred, but the other few million apparently had home chores, medical appointments, or other suddenly-remembered things to do at the last minute ("Well, Earl's got a van that's big enough to carry Art's Hoverround, but his wife's got him goin' to Lowes tomorrow to pick up some pottin' soil, and if Earl can't go, none of us can 'cos we ain't leavin' Art.")

I wonder if they knew Mr. Obama wasn't in town? He went to New York a few days ago.

I don't know who showed up, yet. I blew my entire afternoon watching the Twitters. No time for the blogs or news sites.

Twitter was a lot of fun! The #OperationAmericanSpring hashtag blew up. Here's a selection:

Shoq, via Twitter, at noon:
"I Went To #OperationAmericanSpring And All I Found Was This Crappy Hashtag."

Gen JC Xtian, 8am
Gen JC Xtian patriot ‏@JC_Christian
We'll return to ousting the OBAMUNIST USURPER and changing America forever once the rain has stopped #operationamericanspring

1:22pm
Gen JC Xtian patriot ‏@JC_Christian 7h
It may look like there are less than a dozen of us, but that's because thev2 million others are wearing camo #operationamericanspring


1:31pm
Debra Lynn Lazar ‏@debralynnlazar 6m
@Miller89918204 Not sure what there is to report other than "Millions Missing from Operation American Spring." #OperationAmericanSpring

 Daniel Modell ‏@dMnyc 8m
It turns out we were using the wrong hashtag! It's not #OperationAmericanSpring, it's #OperationMericanSpring. That's why no one showed up.

1:39
Buddy Goodman ‏@6buy9 17m
I just heard a guy say "if it hadn't been for Stormfront, I wouldn't have even heard about this" HAHAHAHA #OperationAmericanSpring

1:44
DickinsonForCongress ‏@VoteMike2014 22m
The @USPS runs in rain, sleet, and snow. Apparently, just need a little rain to keep #OperationAmericanSpring from happening


2 pm
Jody White @FortGeek 40m
Has Obama surrendered yet? "Bones" reruns haven't been interrupted...

Jody White @FortGeek 20m
#OperationAmericanSpring "Come And Take It!"  Looks like someone come and took it.

Jody White @FortGeek 4m
Did they know Obama wouldn't be there? Went to NYC 5/14, for 9/11 Memorial. Is he even back yet?

Jody White @FortGeek 1m
How many Hoverrounds fit in a tour bus? Asking for a friend. #OperationAmericanSpring


2:13p
Jody White @FortGeek 2m
#OperationAmericanSpring Reports of lots of empty chairs...so Invisible Obama showed up? Where's Clint Eastwood?

Jody White @FortGeek 9s
#OperationAmericanSpring We shouldn't mock them for hiding from the rain, folks. Mobility scooters don't like mud and rain.


2:42
Jody White @FortGeek 2m
Huh. Just noticed the FEMA camp across from my house was suddenly full. Must be from #OperationAmericanSpring


2:55
Jody White @FortGeek 2m
ATTENTION all #OperationAmericanSpring participants: The guy next to you is an NSA plant.

3:03
Jody White @FortGeek 4m
#OperationAmericanSpring (Marching on the White House) "Which one is it? Dammit, Earl, these buildin's is ALL WHITE!"

some complaints from baggers that their hashtag was "hacked"...hahahaha

Free Republic calls "false flag"


4:40
Carter Hall ‏@CarterHall_ 32m

#operationamericanspring organizers say God supports their efforts but then blame rain for lack of turnout.


4:45
Max P0W3R ‏@Max_P0VV3R 37m
Not surprised by the number of trolls paid for with American tax dollars. Obama had MONTHS 2 assemble a troll list. #OperationAmericanSpring


Cheryl ‏@HoldingOn2Stars 40m
Just wondering: If #OperationAmericanSpring is such a failure, why is it at the top of the Trending list?

[could be because of the number of people making fun of you?]

5:08
Carter Hall ‏@CarterHall_ 14m

Remember when a mob of angry white people could run a black family out of town? #operationamericanspring


5:24
Caleb R. Reeves ‏@killakief101 30m

The liberal tolerance of #OperationAmericanSpring is heartwarming #DoubleStandards


John Andrew Adams ‏@johnadams73171 33m

#OperationAmericanSpring I am amazed how so many of u claimto be tolerant but....well, thats an outright lie.

[who said we'd be "tolerant" of stupidity and hate?]

5:30
 michael ‏@michaelmark12 42m

#OperationAmericanSpring STING created by NSA CIA FBI to weed out Traitors & have them arrested


John Andrew Adams ‏@johnadams73171 45m

#OperationAmericanSpring LMFAO! You paid govt flunkies must be pretty afraid of this. Anytime you spread this much
crap...


6:15
Jody White @FortGeek 2m
#OperationAmericanSpring organizers watched end of "Princess Bride" and thought, THEY deposed the King with only 3 guys...so can we!!


Max P0W3R ‏@Max_P0VV3R 29m

It's not about the numbers that showed up, it's about the number of eyes opened. #OperationAmericanSpring

[because I'm good enough. I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!]


Yeah, I mostly grabbed my own Twitter posts. Didn't have room for several thousand more.

I've got this mental image, now, of a half-dozen wheezing goobers "marching" somewhere in D.C., headed (they hope) for the White House but lost in a maze of marble.  One of them pauses long enough to huff, "Dammit, Frank, ALL these sumbitchin' buildin's is WHITE!"

David Icke, Uberkook (pt. 2)

Sorry, Kook Fans, for neglecting this blog--but if kookdom is a cesspool of anti-intellectualism, my attempts amount to using a little beach shovel to take samples.

Had to put this up, though, because David Icke's name came up in a quick Google search I was doing. I put "Boxcar Willie reptillian" in and let fly.

This was the first link to come up: LIST OF FAMOUS SATANISTS, PEDOPHILES, AND MIND CONTROLLERS by David Icke. The site itself has some kook promise--and though the page itself is about 10 years out of date, it's still good for a laugh:

William F. Buckley Jr: Head of the elite JANUS mind control operation based at NATO headquarters in Belgium which trains mind-controlled psychic assassins; child killer, Satanist, shape-shifter

George Bush: US President and Vice President, head of the CIA, and a stream of other leading roles in the Illuminati. Satanist, mind controller, torturer of children and adults, pedophile, shape-shifting reptilian, and major drug runner. Serial killer. Nice man.

George W. Bush, Jr. - front-runner to be next President of the United States. Son of his father.

Henry Kissinger, former Secretary of State under Richard Nixon, and one of the Illuminati's foremost master minds of the agenda. Satanist, mind controller, child torturer, creator of wars of mass murder and destruction. Shape-shifter. Works closely with the UK's Lord Carrington.

Dick Cheney, Defense Secretary under President Bush. Satanist, torturer of children and adults. Mind controller.

Boxcar Willie, country music singer. Satanist, pedophile.

Bob Hope "comedian". Life-time asset of British Intelligence, mind-controlled slave handler, and manipulator of the "entertainment industry" on behalf of the Illuminati. The "Rat Pack", including Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Junior, and Dean Martin were all heavily involved with Hope and others in the same line of work.

Billy Graham, "Christian" hero who has been funded from the start by the top Illuminati families and operatives like the Rockefellers and newspaper tycoon, William Randolph Hearst. Satanist, involved in mind control projects, close friend of Bush and Kissinger. Bloodline of the Satanic Illuminati Frank family which created the Satanic movement known as Frankism.

Adolf Hitler, Nazi leader in Germany. Rothschild bloodline. Satanist.

There were more, but these are the good ones. And who the hell knew that Fratboy was the son of his father?

David Icke, Uberkook?

Oh, this guy is interesting.

Like Richard Heene, Dave's into the Illuminati thing. DEEP into it. He's British, so at least he'll sound cultured and intellectual to the American ear--think of him as the anti-Christopher Hitchens.

So this guy believes that there are lizard-people amongst us. Lizard PEDOPHILES!!

George W. Bush? Yeah, I can kind of see that.
Queen Elizabeth II? Never met her.
Kris Kristofferson?!
Boxcar Willie?! *baaahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa*

Amazing. Simply...amazing.

Those Illuminati were behind September 11th, which makes him a "Truther." Granted, it still amounts to "Fratboy was EVIL!!! And he and his administration did 9-11 the way Hitler did the Reichstag, to give him an excuse to go to war!!!!1!!1!" Meh.

Icke is one of the "popcorn kooks"--get some snacks and visit PublicEye.org's selection of Icke quotes. Let's see...he doesn't seem to like the Jews (he links the Illuminati to the The Protocols of the Elders of Zion--one of those "Jews-control-everything" conspiracies)...Jews "created" WW1, WW2, and the Russian Revolution...says the Anti-Defamation League is "sinister"...Planned Parenthood was founded by the British Eugenics Society...microchips will be embedded in you, 666, number of the beast...

Wow.

All that makes his claiming to be the "son of god" seem rather tame (he later retracted). We in the States hear this claim pretty routinely from our religious loons.

Truthers list

Last Update: Aug. 27, 2010

And now, a short list of 9/11 "truthers"--people who claim that the events of September 11, 2001 were an inside job to whatever degree.

As, Berit
Asner, Ed [Actor]
Baker, Ace
Barrett, Kevin
Begley, Ed Jr. [Actor]
Belafonte, Harry [Singer, actor]
Bellamy, Matthew
Berg, Philip J.
Bergeron, Richard
Bermas, Jason
Bigard, Jean-Marie
Binoche, Juliette
Boutin, Christine
Breitweiser, Kristen
Brockers, Mathias
Brolan, James [Actor]
Brouillet, Carol
Casazza, Patty
Chiesa, Giulietto
Cho, Margaret [comedienne]
Cotillard, Marion [Actor]
Cuccurullo, Warren
Def, Mos [rappist; actor]
DeLonge, Tom [singer, Blink 182--not part of band anymore?]
Dice, Mark
Eminem [rappist]
Falk, Richard A.
Fetzer, James H.
Fo, Dario
Fujita, Yukihisa
Garofalo, Janeane [Actor, activist]--needs corroboration
Green, Seth [Actor]--needs corroboration, but doubtful
Griffin, David Ray
Hamid, Zaid
Harrelson, Woody [Actor]
Hicks, Sander
Hoffman, Jim

Icke, David: [Writer; conspiracy "theorist"; actually believes in the Illuminati--reptilian humanoids that "run everything"; says Boxcar Willie is one!]

Jones, Alex [Conspiracy "theorist"]
Jones, Steven E.
Jong, Erica
Lewis, William [Director]
Lynch, David [Director, "Blue Velvet"; Producer, Writer]
McGruder, Aaron ['Boondocks' comic]
Machon, Annie
Marrs, Jim
McKinney, Cynthia [Politician--D-GA (former congress)]
McMurtry, John
Meyssan, Thierry
Moore, Michael [movie-maker]
Nelson, Willie [singer/songwriter; actor]
O'Donnell, Rosie [Actor]
Orr, Daniel
Pratt, Heidi [Famous for being famous]
Pratt, Spencer [famous for being famous?]
Rense, Jeff
Reynolds, Morgan
Rivero, Mike [Radio host; hangs with Jones, Alex]
Roberts, Paul Craig
Rodriguez, William
Russo, Aaron
Scott, Peter Dale
Shayler, David
Sheen, Charlie [Actor]
Sheen, Martin [Actor]
Stone, Sharon [Actor]
Stubblebine, Albert
Sunjata, Daniel
Tarpley, Webster
Van Auken, Lorie
Ventura, Jesse [Actor; former governor of Minnesota]
von Bulow, Andreas
von Kleist, David
Walter, Jimmy
Zwicker, Barrie

InfoWars.net Site--Alex Jones; conspiracies
PrisonPlanet.com Site--Alex Jones; conspiracies


Seems to be a somewhat leftie swing here. Just sayin'.

There's a video compilation over at YouTube in which some of these fine entertainers show us why they are better than engineers at describing what happened on September 11th.