tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004988626412668192024-03-19T20:26:54.929-07:00Kook ClearinghouseBecause Some People Are Just Wrong.JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-48698809805904121902016-07-26T00:29:00.001-07:002016-07-26T00:29:31.450-07:00Link Dump: DominionismDominionists: Religious group seeking to take over government & replace with theocracy. This ideology calls on anointed “Christian” leaders to take over the state and make the goals and laws of the nation “biblical.” Merges with Koch "libertarianism", "The Family", and the beliefs of the far-right John Birch Society.<br />
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These people are so batshit that Jerry "Moral Majority" Falwell thought they were scary; they like to call themselves "calvinists"<br />
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(Sorry the links aren't "live"--this is a copy & paste from a text file) <br />
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http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dominionism<br />
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Millennialism<br />
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Millennialism#Postmillennialism<br />
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Millennialism#Posttribulational_.28historic.29_premillennialism<br />
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Prosperity Theology: part of the dominionist attitude. Very common in televangelists and "megachurch" preachers.<br />
--the notion of "I'm rich, gawd must luuurve me, therefore I'm better than you and deserve to rule."<br />
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosperity_theology<br />
--the poor are poor because they lack faith, aren't working hard enough, lack character, or somesuch: it's all their fault.<br />
http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/scapegoating-poor<br />
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DogEmperor posts (years worth of scary dominionist research)<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/blog/dogemperor/<br />
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--part 1 of the "parallel economy" series<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/07/20/360129/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-Pt-1-The-dominionist-business-directory<br />
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--part 2 of a Kos series about them TONS of "holy shit!" links to harvest:<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/07/23/361219/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-Pt-2-Dominionism-s-Corporate-Sponsors<br />
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--Amway: largest corporate funder of dominionism (see above link)<br />
----possibly started the "satanic" crap about Proctor & Gamble in the 70s<br />
----linked to neopentecostals who use the company as a religious recruiter<br />
----if you don't buy their stuff, you're a spawn of satan, oppressing the salesman<br />
----linked to john ashcroft<br />
----linked to Erik Prince, owner of Blackwater mercenaries (Xe)--sister Betsy Davos is wife of Amway co-founder Richard Davos<br />
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--Pt. 3, dominionism at the doctor's office<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/07/26/362588/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-part-3-Dominionism-at-the-doctor-s-office<br />
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--Pt. 4, dominionist social services<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/07/27/363063/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-part-4-Dominionist-social-services<br />
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--Pt. 5, dominionist broadcast history<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/07/30/364175/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-part-5-Dominionist-broadcast-history<br />
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--Pt. 6, dominionist broadcasting<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/07/31/364630/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-part-6-Modern-dominionist-broadcasting<br />
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--Pt. 7, dominionist radio<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/08/01/365134/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-part-7-Dominionist-radio<br />
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--Pt. 8, scofield reference bible<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/08/04/366484/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-part-8-Dominionism-and-the-Scofield-Reference-Bible<br />
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--Pt. 9, dominionist bible translations<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/08/05/366953/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-part-9-Dominionist-Bible-translations<br />
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--Pt. 10, "joel's army" reference bible, 1<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/08/06/367714/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-part-10-The-Joel-s-Army-Reference-Bible<br />
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--Pt. 11, the "joel's army" reference bible, 2<br />
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2007/08/07/368262/-Dominionism-s-parallel-economy-part-11-The-Joel-s-Army-Reference-Bible-Continued<br />
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Prominent organizations & companies:<br />
Eagle Forum (Phyllis Schlafly)<br />
Focus on the Family/James Dobson (Dominionist child-beater); PMRC was a front for FotF, who recruited through PMRC newsletters<br />
Mike & Debi Pearl (Dominionist child-beaters/beating advocates)<br />
Bob Larson and his "bible boot camp" Back In Control Training Center<br />
Ken Hutcherson of Joel's Army and its hate group "Watchmen at the Walls"<br />
PMRC (Tipper Gore's music-censorship project in the '80s-90s)<br />
Amway<br />
Chick-fil-a<br />
Hobby Lobby<br />
Chalcedon Foundation<br />
Quiverful movement<br />
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Prominent people:<br />
R. J. Rushdoony (says christians and democracy are enemies)<br />
Gary North (his son-in-law; proponent of stoning as execution)<br />
Dave Brat (teabagger who beat Cantor in VA gopper primary, 2014)<br />
Phyllis Schlafly<br />
James Dobson<br />
Mike & Debi Pearl [ http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/To_Train_Up_a_Child ]<br />
Bob Larson<br />
Ken Hutcherson<br />
Tipper Gore (PMRC co-founder)<br />
Susan Baker (PMRC co-founder)<br />
Rafael Cruz (preacher, father of sen Ted Cruz)<br />
Ted Cruz<br />
Sarah Palin?<br />
Duggars<br />
Michele Bachmann--fmr. congress<br />
Chuck Baldwin--fmr preacher in Pensacola; moved out west in 2014 or so<br />
David Barton<br />
Rick Warren<br />
Paul Weyrich--co-founder of moral majority with Falwell<br />
James Dobson<br />
Robert Schenck (imprecatory prayer; preacher)<br />
David perdue (senator, imprecatory prayer against Obama in Jun. 2016)<br />
Michael Peroutka<br />
Tim LaHaye ("Left Behind")<br />
Steve Deace [has wingnut radio show in Iowa]<br />
Leininger, [need first name; associ. w/TPPF in TX) http://www.texasobserver.org/924-saint-sickbed/<br />
Lee Duigon, who says that atheist activists are his enemy<br />
http://freethoughtblogs.com/dispatches/2014/08/16/yes-lee-duigon-i-am-your-enemy/<br />
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Focus on the Family's Dobson runs a "7 mountains" Dominionism grift dedicated to dominating 7 "peaks" or spheres of our society; controlling this is their key to gaining control of the country and establishing their "dominion"--i.e., theocracy<br />
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the 7 "mountains:"<br />
government<br />
military<br />
media<br />
business<br />
education<br />
church<br />
familyJWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-58906957136274776072016-07-25T23:49:00.001-07:002016-07-25T23:49:51.545-07:00Scump is a fascist figurehead, scumppence is a Dominionist<br />
There's a sizable link dump at Reddit: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/4teoxl/a_final_response_to_the_tell_me_why_trump_is_a/"><br />A final response to the "Tell me why Trump is a fascist"</a><br />
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Very long list, stretching back over the last year of his campaign,
all the stuff he says he's going to do (round up all the illegals, ban
Muslims, restart torture, gut the First Amendment to make it easier for
him to destroy people who mock him, end separation of church and
state)...a very long list. Saves me from doing my own link dump--and more comprehensive than my stuff anyway.<br />
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One commenter notes that Noam Chomsky
doesn't think he's a fascist "because he doesn't have any ideological
commitment or consistency"--and that's a good point, but there's also<span class="text_exposed_show">
this: it doesn't matter, because WAY too many of his supporters--the
neo-nazis, the white supremacists, the teabaggers, the Dominionists, all
of the dedicated far-right scary people--have those things in spades,
and they've been working at their fascism for decades.</span><br />
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Sc ump's their key to legitimacy; once he's in office, he's made it
plain that he's just going to do the fun parts of the presidency. He
will give fundamentalist/dominionist-friendly Mike Pence (hereafter named "scumppence") <a href="http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/07/donald-trump-mike-pence-running-mate-domestic-foreign-policy">the keys to power, instead.</a><br />
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scumppence is associated with James Dobson of Focus on the Family. Dobson runs the National Day of Prayer and Pence was--as recently as 2010--<a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/creeping-dominionism-religious-right">one of several members of Congress on the NDP "Board of Reference"</a>. Scump's bad enough on his own--but letting Dominionist fundies into the Presidency would be a disaster. Their avowed goal is to <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dominionism">take over the state and impose "biblical" law</a>.<br />
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The more extreme ones, like Gary North, want stoning as a method of execution for homosexuality, adultery, all the old favorites. Mike and Debi Pearl (of whom the litter-bearing Duggers are huge fans) advocate <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/To_Train_Up_a_Child">beating the shit out of your kids</a>--can't "spare the rod," you know. These are people who have been using <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Imprecatory_prayer#Imprecatory">imprecatory prayer</a> to try to kill President Obama as recently as <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/06/david-perdue-obama/486587/">last month [June 2016]</a> and as far back <a href="https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2009/06/25/pastor-asks-god-smite-president-obama">as June, 2009</a>.<br />
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For that last, some of them weasel the prayer as meaning "let his days in office be few"...but that's only to give themselves deniability for their evil shit. The full text of <a href="https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Psalm+109&version=KJV">Psalm 109</a> is:<br />
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8. Let his days be few; and let another take his office.<br />
9. Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.<br />
10. Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.<br />
11. Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.<br />
12. Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.<br />
13. Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.<br />
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Fortunately...nothing fails like prayer. But there are plenty of deranged fundy assholes who would take it upon themselves to act, since their imaginary friend in the sky isn't listening or acting on their wishes. It's frankly amazing that none of them has been successful so far--but it's pretty messed up that a sitting senator's doing it in public where there are microphones and cameras, let alone that there's been <a href="http://gawker.com/5407568/christian-conservatives-praying-for-god-to-kill-obama">an entire industry devoted to assholes who want Obama dead</a>.<br />
These fundy assholes need to be kept out of our government at all levels, let alone the Presidency itself.<br /><br />
That's on top of the links between Trump and Russia that are coming to light. JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-29604554676519799882016-07-24T17:59:00.000-07:002016-07-24T17:59:27.420-07:00Scump!<br />
Ah, a new republican scumbag to make fun of, one even more thin-skinned and lacking in self-awareness than ol' MittBot in 2012.<br />
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This new guy's much worse in every way, from his obviously-expensive yet cheap-looking cheddar-toned spray tan to his ill-fitting pricey-but-cheap-looking $7,000 suits to that ridiculous hairspray-reinforced hair-DON'T! on his coconut.<br />
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As per our policy, he gets a nickname; his own name will only be grudgingly spelled out at need, and always lower-case. Good gods, this creature has amassed a collection of them:<br />
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scump<br />
scumpenstein<br />
the hair fuehrer<br />
the cheddar peril<br />
cheddar menace<br />
combover napoleon<br />
The Conald<br />
conald scump<br />
der hairkoenig<br />
scumpty dumpty<br /><br />
his followers:<br />
--scumptards<br />
--scumpholes<br />
--scumpa-lumpas<br />
--dogs (specifically republican office-holers, etc., who swore up and down that they'd never endorse him, but who immediately fell to heel and rolled on their backs for this imagined strong man, like submissive fucking dogs)<br />
--shitshirts<br />
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We hesitate to write about the narcissistic bastard, not only because of his legendary "threaten to sue the hell out of anyone who pricks his thin skin" reputation, but because doing so feeds that same narcissism. His already obese ego feeds off of ALL attention. But it is our nature to mock <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/comments/4teoxl/a_final_response_to_the_tell_me_why_trump_is_a/">fascist shitbiscuits</a>.<br />
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Our favorite toy for mocking him can be found at <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/lgf-trump-bumpersticker-generator.php">Little Green Footballs</a>, where Charles Johnson set up a page that lets you fill in your own scump slogan and either save it to your computer or send it out to Twitter:<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmNltFCN3I0HiRFC9pxh0DCd3ogn-Rc61W5Yj2YJpzbOSVnS-qYGMBOPt5eOayIaHEbIO-OWcyXwnALq7NAdxU3RtInk2xpkZzwr9H7GqIGHinOjvmLORW9EJznqmHR5JgZ6AnNoCJ4W4/s1600/scumper+sticker--the+kkk+in+kwality.jpg" imageanchor="1"><img border="0" height="118" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmNltFCN3I0HiRFC9pxh0DCd3ogn-Rc61W5Yj2YJpzbOSVnS-qYGMBOPt5eOayIaHEbIO-OWcyXwnALq7NAdxU3RtInk2xpkZzwr9H7GqIGHinOjvmLORW9EJznqmHR5JgZ6AnNoCJ4W4/s320/scumper+sticker--the+kkk+in+kwality.jpg" width="320" /></a>JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-14636840816691139542014-06-03T12:59:00.000-07:002014-06-03T12:59:31.740-07:00The Beard Makes the Terrorist.<br />
Scumbag and imbecile Brian Kilmeade says that the father of former prisoner of war Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl "looks like the Taliban" because of the beard he grew after Bergdahl was kidnapped.<br />
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He refused to remove the beard until his son came home.<br />
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So the BEARD makes the TERRORIST, right?<br />
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When will Kilmeade and his fellow morons be calling for the arrest and Gitmoization of these obvious Taliban members?<br />
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<br />JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-87157919831974143562014-05-19T22:16:00.001-07:002014-05-19T22:21:20.751-07:00Announcing the Operation American Spring Commemorative Plate!<br />
$3.99 each <a href="http://www.kmart.com/essential-home-solid-color-dinner-plate-round/p-011VA55741612P?prdNo=1">at K-Mart</a>.<br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">It'll look awesome next to your George Bush Flightsuit Commemorative Codpiece plate!</td></tr>
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Comes in 4 colors:<br />
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White, for the pasty pale faces who showed up.<br />
Black, for the non-white folks who didn't.<br />
Green, for the liberals who laughed themselves sick at the whole thing.<br />
Red, for the faces of the "patriots" who made excuses.<br />
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Sorry, not available in coward yellow for the Internet tough guys who talked shit and didn't do shit.<br />
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Most importantly, they're blank...because nothing happened. JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-70502695407917335352014-05-18T13:55:00.002-07:002014-05-18T14:02:08.378-07:00Operation American Spring--DAY 3: ..oh, nevermind.<br />
See DAY 2.<br />
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Now the rationalizations begin:<br />
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<a data-user-name="TalkRadioNews" href="http://twitter.com/TalkRadioNews" rel="user" style="color: #618199; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span class="at">@</span>TalkRadioNews</a> wasn't dozens u rat teeth bastards, u u sewerheads! 32M didn't show up in Egypt Day 1 <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23americanspring" rel="hashtag" style="color: #618199; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span class="hash">#</span>americanspring</a> </div>
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clydetheslyde @clydetheslyde 6h<br />I wager $100 to any #TeaParty member that the MSM will not broadcast today's arrest of President Obama by #OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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Really? Arrest? Was that scheduled for Day 3?<br />
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When you've lost <a href="https://twitter.com/TeaPartyCat">Tea Party Cat</a> and <a href="https://twitter.com/LOLGOP">LOLGOP</a>, you're no fun anymore.<br />
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JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-65558643882630064682014-05-17T22:07:00.000-07:002014-05-17T22:39:01.496-07:00OAS DAY 2--A PRESIDENT IN EXILE!!<br />
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It is a dark time for the Republic. Although the NSA drone program has been destroyed, OAS troops have driven the Black President from his hidden base and pursued him across the city.<br />
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Evading the dreaded Hoveround Fleet, a group of freedom fighters led by General "Handsome" Joe Biden have established a new secret base in the Air and Space Museum.<br />
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The evil lord Darrel Issa, obsessed with finding Handsome Joe, has dispatched thousands of Teabillies into the far reaches of Washington, D.C. ....</blockquote>
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Poor, poor two-term very popular Nobel Peace Prize Winner President Barack H. Obama. All he did was save General Motors, kill Osama bin Laden, get millions of people affordable health insurance, increase infrastructure spending, make a deal with Swiss banks to gain access to the records of tax cheats and criminals, establish the Consumer Protection Financial Bureau, sign an improved food safety law, helped kill "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," sign the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, expand funding for the Violence Against Women act, reverse his predecessor's horrendous torture policies, try to close the Gitmo prison (only to be stopped by Republicans and some turncoat Democrats), work to improve relations with Iran's government and encourage them to stop their nuke program, bring the troops home from Iraq, ban gifts to the Executive Branch from lobbyists, piss off every whiny Republican by being a badass and not getting into scandals (which they find scandalous!), <a href="http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/02/15/a-long-list-of-president-obamas-accomplishments-with-citations/">everything else on this list here</a>, and probably some other stuff since then.<br />
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Also, he pisses Republicans off just by being the Black Guy in the White House. They hate that soooo very much, they cry the purest, sweetest, tears of impotent rage. That shit tastes awesome with a twist of lemon.<br />
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And now...the raging horde of Operation American Spring has run President Obama out of town for the second time in a week. Ejected yet again from the White House, the poor guy has holed up in Gainesville, Virginia, at an elite invitation-only golf course instead of his regular digs on the links at Edwards Air Force Base or Fort Belvoir.<br />
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Man can't catch a break, but that's the revolution.<br />
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So, this was the second day of "Operation American Spring," which was billed as an enormous influx of millions of <strike>furious racist assholes, ignorant Teabaggers, conspiracy whackos, fundie screechers, demagoguing wingnuts, and seditious militiamen, all with Rambo complexes and daddy issues</strike> PATRIOTS!!! coming to overthrow the evil gummint they depend on for everything in their day-to-day lives.<br />
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Basically, it's been the "Made In China" Family Dollar store brand version of Occupy Wall Street with online circle-jerks instead of drum circles.<br />
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The OAS goobers have shifted from cheerleading their so-called revolution to making excuses for it, blaming Friday's early-morning rains, blaming the government for "hacking" their Twitter hashtag (bwahahahahaha!!), claiming that the whole thing had been a "<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_flag">false flag</a>" operation set up by that EVIL!!!! Obama to make them look stupid, claiming that those of us mocking them were all government shills, bought and paid for.<br />
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Some of the devout took it really hard, <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/308497_My_Incredible_Bogus_Adventure_">making death threats and such</a> when prodded.<br />
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One of the best excuses? "Us conservative folks have JOBS and can't just take the day off!" Really? You want to overthrow the government, but can't take vacation time for it?<br />
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I think I get it. Instead of that enormous influx of millions all at once, they're gonna do it a few at a time. Guerilla-style infiltration. By the end of the year, several million of them will have been to D.C.! Uh, guys? You kind of have to be there all at once, or you're just pissy, low-tipping asshole tourists, and D.C. deals with them all year round. Smithsonian's nice this time of year.<br />
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The #OperationAmericanSpring hashtag wasn't nearly as hot on Day 2. I didn't lurk on it for more than a couple of hours, myself.<br />
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...some Twitter feed:<br />
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12:50p (I slept in) [much less traffic in the #OAS thread today]<br />
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Republican Swine ?@RepublicanSwine 1h<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring You're winded talking into a Microphone but you think you'll win a Fire-Fight with Govt. <br />
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#DeludeMuch<br />
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Top Conservative Cat @TeaPartyCat<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring demands:<br />
12. No gay kissing on ESPN.<br />
13. No garnishing wages for child support.<br />
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Rest here: <br />
http://t.co/gaBd4xmcbH<br />
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Joy Reid ?@JoyAnnReid 18h<br />
Wow... #tcot is awfully quiet about #OperationAmericanSpring ... where be the patriots and Breitbart's ghost avis?<br />
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Bearded Stoner ?@beardedstoner 23h<br />
Hard to buy your claim that liberty is dying as you freely assemble in the name of insurrection. <br />
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#OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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Trill, Baby, Trill ?@eclecticbrotha 23h<br />
I feel for all the spouses, girlfriends and children who'll be abused tonight by the humiliated attendees of <br />
#OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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Shoq ?@Shoq May 16<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring was a false flag by the Obama administration to distract from the Benghazi scandal. It worked!<br />
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maria lia calvo ?@MariaLiaCalvo May 16<br />
how did these people get to DC? via the highways maintained by the federal government they want to overthrow? <br />
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#OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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Shoq ?@Shoq May 16<br />
"I Went To #OperationAmericanSpring And All I Found Was This Crappy Hashtag."<br />
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Matty Ice ?@MattyIceAZ May 16<br />
Look, give #OperationAmericanSpring a break. Moving from Cliven Bundy's ranch to DC takes some time in old pick up trucks.<br />
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Imani ABL ?@AngryBlackLady May 16<br />
"we smoke meth together." RT @wirecan: 'We stand together, we hang together.' #OperationAmericanSpring #Benghazi <br />
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pic.twitter.com/XQT5niUnVk<br />
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Robbie Sherwood ?@RobbieSherwood May 16<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring, or as America will remember it, "Friday."<br />
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F--- Tea Terrorists ?@ProgressiveYoda May 16<br />
The first live image of #OperationAmericanSpring is in... and DC area Walmart declares record white sale @KC52inNC <br />
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pic.twitter.com/MlfvT6avg7<br />
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Gen JC Xtian patriot ?@JC_Christian May 16<br />
We'll return to ousting the OBAMUNIST USURPER and changing America forever once the rain has stopped <br />
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#operationamericanspring<br />
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A 99er ?@HelpThe99ers May 16<br />
Attention #OperationAmericanSpring: today's meeting, "Irons or Woods: Can Agenda 21 Lower Your Handicap?" has been moved to the Ballroom<br />
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A 99er ?@HelpThe99ers May 16<br />
Attention, #OperationAmericanSpring: the 9:00 AM seminar, "FEMA Vans, UPS Vans - Know The Difference" has been moved indoors due to weather.<br />
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Jeff Fecke ?@jkfecke May 16<br />
The folks behind #OperationAmericanSpring would like to note that there are over 300 million Americans occupying America. #murica<br />
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Gen JC Xtian patriot ?@JC_Christian May 16<br />
It may look like there are less than a dozen of us, but that's because thev2 million others are wearing camo <br />
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#operationamericanspring<br />
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Oliver Willis ?@owillis May 16<br />
did obama resign yet? #OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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Very Serious People™ ?@TheXclass May 16<br />
The flabby militia has arrived from Nevada to take their country back. #OperationAmericanSpring <br />
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pic.twitter.com/Z5OBnD0576<br />
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pizzmoe ?@pizzmoe May 16<br />
Stars, Stripes, Beer Guts, Oh,My! #OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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pizzmoe ?@pizzmoe May 16<br />
There will be a lot of Morans.#OperationAmericanSpring #americanspring<br />
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Chuck Nellis ?@ChuckNellis May 15<br />
I'm praying for peace & success! :) * #OperationAmericanSpring to hit D.C. to oust Obama, Biden, Boehner, Holder. <br />
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http://wtim.es/1mxKA1C<br />
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[ah, wishful thinking...]<br />
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Jeff Fecke ?@jkfecke May 15<br />
I'm sure 30 million people will show up for #operationamericanspring. Wait, sorry - 30. 30 people.<br />
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Nacho Libtard ?@reedequalswin May 15<br />
Pig Pen, this here's Rubber Duck, looks like we got ourselves a god damned convoy! #OperationAmericanSpring #teatards <br />
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pic.twitter.com/YZqzgN1BOb<br />
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Gadsden Flag Snake ?@GadsdenSnake May 14<br />
Because the problem isn't the oligarchy of billionaires - It's the black guy who wants us to get health care... <br />
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#OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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Nacho Libtard ?@reedequalswin May 14<br />
Gearing up for #OperationAmericanSpring! they'll never see us coming as we've kept it on the downlow of the interwebs <br />
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pic.twitter.com/EgC2pkXBau<br />
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Danger ?@GunGrabCzar May 14<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring has a right to do whatever it is that they're going to do. Just like everyone else has a right to mock them.<br />
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Support And Defend ?@SupportAnDefend May 12<br />
Walk the Talk #OperationAmericanSpring pic.twitter.com/iKf0Mqucse<br />
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BAMCIS-SMEAC ?@USMCSOCret May 12<br />
reasons why to join the voices and stop the tyranny against We the People #OperationAmericanSpring <br />
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pic.twitter.com/ujFqWorcML #PJNET<br />
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Cause of Liberty † ?@CauseOfLiberty May 11<br />
Follow Iceland with the Iceland Solution & #AbolishTheFederalReserve -------> http://www.AbolishTheFederalReserve.com <br />
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#OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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We Hate America ?@WeHateAmerica_ May 11<br />
Good morning Patriots! & to you DOUCHEBAGS at #NSA Monitor THIS! Sincerely #WeThePeople #OperationAmericanSpring <br />
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pic.twitter.com/ewrQ8kMzgx<br />
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GySgt. Chip Webber ?@yankepatriot May 11<br />
MAKE NO MISTAKE. I SUPPORT "FAIR TAX" IF YOU DON'T YOU'LL JUST BLEED & BLEED FOR OBAMA'S GREED NEED. EVICT HIM NOW! <br />
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#OPERATIONAMERICANSPRING<br />
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riteprices ?@riteprices May 11<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring #OAS2014 http://ln.is/oas2014.com/UpBqG … U coming to DC May16th, 2014? If so, see you there, <br />
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If not, Why not?<br />
[29,999,900 people have some explaining to do...]JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-14710090001739094702014-05-16T16:52:00.000-07:002014-05-16T16:52:13.962-07:00Fun With Kooks: Operation American Spring<br />
Today was the first day of the <a href="http://wonkette.com/549070/operation-american-spring-will-bring-10-30-million-patriots-to-dc-friday-if-you-include-imaginary-friends">Grate Redneckistan Take Are Kountree Back!!</a> thing, where hordes of Teabillies from across the country were going to descend upon Washington, D.C. and make Nobel Peace Prize Winner President Barack Obama step down!<br />
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It promised to be really really BIG, 10 to 30 million strong.<br />
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They did get the 10, maybe even a few hundred, but the other few million apparently had home chores, medical appointments, or other suddenly-remembered things to do at the last minute ("Well, Earl's got a van that's big enough to carry Art's Hoverround, but his wife's got him goin' to Lowes tomorrow to pick up some pottin' soil, and if Earl can't go, none of us can 'cos we ain't leavin' Art.")<br />
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I wonder if they knew Mr. Obama wasn't in town? He went to New York a few days ago.<br />
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I don't know who showed up, yet. I blew my entire afternoon watching the Twitters. No time for the blogs or news sites. <br />
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Twitter was <a href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23OperationAmericanSpring&src=hash%3Cbr%3E">a lot of fun!</a> The #OperationAmericanSpring hashtag blew up. Here's a selection:<br />
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Shoq, via Twitter, at noon:<br />
"I Went To #OperationAmericanSpring And All I Found Was This Crappy Hashtag."<br />
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Gen JC Xtian, 8am<br />
Gen JC Xtian patriot @JC_Christian<br />
We'll return to ousting the OBAMUNIST USURPER and changing America forever once the rain has stopped #operationamericanspring<br />
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Gen JC Xtian patriot @JC_Christian 7h<br />
It may look like there are less than a dozen of us, but that's because thev2 million others are wearing camo #operationamericanspring<br />
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1:31pm<br />
Debra Lynn Lazar @debralynnlazar 6m<br />
@Miller89918204 Not sure what there is to report other than "Millions Missing from Operation American Spring." #OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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Daniel Modell @dMnyc 8m<br />
It turns out we were using the wrong hashtag! It's not #OperationAmericanSpring, it's #OperationMericanSpring. That's why no one showed up.<br />
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1:39<br />
Buddy Goodman @6buy9 17m<br />
I just heard a guy say "if it hadn't been for Stormfront, I wouldn't have even heard about this" HAHAHAHA #OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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1:44<br />
DickinsonForCongress @VoteMike2014 22m<br />
The @USPS runs in rain, sleet, and snow. Apparently, just need a little rain to keep #OperationAmericanSpring from happening<br />
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Jody White @FortGeek 40m<br />
Has Obama surrendered yet? "Bones" reruns haven't been interrupted... <br />
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Jody White @FortGeek 20m<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring "Come And Take It!" Looks like someone come and took it.<br />
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Jody White @FortGeek 4m<br />
Did they know Obama wouldn't be there? Went to NYC 5/14, for 9/11 Memorial. Is he even back yet? <br />
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Jody White @FortGeek 1m<br />
How many Hoverrounds fit in a tour bus? Asking for a friend. #OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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2:13p<br />
Jody White @FortGeek 2m<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring Reports of lots of empty chairs...so Invisible Obama showed up? Where's Clint Eastwood?<br />
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Jody White @FortGeek 9s<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring We shouldn't mock them for hiding from the rain, folks. Mobility scooters don't like mud and rain.<br />
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2:42<br />
Jody White @FortGeek 2m<br />
Huh. Just noticed the FEMA camp across from my house was suddenly full. Must be from #OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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2:55<br />
Jody White @FortGeek 2m<br />
ATTENTION all #OperationAmericanSpring participants: The guy next to you is an NSA plant.<br />
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Jody White @FortGeek 4m<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring (Marching on the White House) "Which one is it? Dammit, Earl, these buildin's is ALL WHITE!"<br />
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some complaints from baggers that their hashtag was "hacked"...hahahaha<br />
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Free Republic calls "false flag"<br />
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Carter Hall @CarterHall_ 32m<br />
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#operationamericanspring organizers say God supports their efforts but then blame rain for lack of turnout.<br />
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Max P0W3R @Max_P0VV3R 37m<br />
Not surprised by the number of trolls paid for with American tax dollars. Obama had MONTHS 2 assemble a troll list. #OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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Cheryl @HoldingOn2Stars 40m<br />
Just wondering: If #OperationAmericanSpring is such a failure, why is it at the top of the Trending list?<br />
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[could be because of the number of people making fun of you?]<br />
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Carter Hall @CarterHall_ 14m<br />
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Remember when a mob of angry white people could run a black family out of town? #operationamericanspring<br />
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Caleb R. Reeves @killakief101 30m<br />
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The liberal tolerance of #OperationAmericanSpring is heartwarming #DoubleStandards<br />
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John Andrew Adams @johnadams73171 33m<br />
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#OperationAmericanSpring I am amazed how so many of u claimto be tolerant but....well, thats an outright lie.<br />
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[who said we'd be "tolerant" of stupidity and hate?]<br />
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5:30<br />
michael @michaelmark12 42m<br />
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#OperationAmericanSpring STING created by NSA CIA FBI to weed out Traitors & have them arrested<br />
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John Andrew Adams @johnadams73171 45m<br />
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#OperationAmericanSpring LMFAO! You paid govt flunkies must be pretty afraid of this. Anytime you spread this much <br />
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Jody White @FortGeek 2m<br />
#OperationAmericanSpring organizers watched end of "Princess Bride" and thought, THEY deposed the King with only 3 guys...so can we!!<br />
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Max P0W3R @Max_P0VV3R 29m<br />
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It's not about the numbers that showed up, it's about the number of eyes opened. #OperationAmericanSpring<br />
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[because I'm good enough. I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!]<br />
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Yeah, I mostly grabbed my own Twitter posts. Didn't have room for several thousand more.<br />
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I've got this mental image, now, of a half-dozen wheezing goobers "marching" somewhere in D.C., headed (they hope) for the White House but lost in a maze of marble. One of them pauses long enough to huff, "Dammit, Frank, ALL these sumbitchin' buildin's is WHITE!"<br />
<br />JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-44772196073312978802012-10-06T19:41:00.000-07:002012-10-06T19:41:28.089-07:00Kook from the Past: Kansan1225<br />
Did you know that Heidi Klum is <a href="http://groups.google.com/group/misc.activism.militia/tree/browse_frm/month/2002-11/5d19a37d685bec19?rnum=21&_done=/group/misc.activism.militia/browse_frm/month/2002-11?&pli=1">descended from Martian and Syruisian stock, and that she's linked to the Illuminati and Der Keiser</a>?<br />
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Kansan1225 used to post frequently in who-knows how many newsgroups in the early '00's. Quite an amazing imagination. Numerology, conspiracies, a spooky obsession with Klum (including psychic conversations with her), this guy had it all.<br />
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Some high-quality kookness--more of it <a href="https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=&source=hp&q=kansan1225+heidi+klum+illuminati&oq=kansan1225+heidi+klum+illuminati&gs_l=hp.3...1912.13385.0.13707.32.32.0.0.0.0.426.5724.1j24j6j0j1.32.0.les%3B..0.0...1c.1.aT_w4t3e_h4">here!</a>JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-85973942588581223872012-08-21T02:49:00.002-07:002012-08-21T02:49:59.496-07:00Legitimate Idiot!<br />
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Why, yes, fundamentalist religion is involved; this
nut-dipper is linked to fundie fuckwit <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._James_Kennedy">D. James
Kennedy</a>, who called rape victims who get abortions "<a href="http://www.care2.com/causes/akins-spiritual-mentor-women-occasionally-invite-rape-victims-are-hysterical.html">hysterical</a>."<br />
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I think maybe the "D" stood for "Dumbass." No wonder he abbreviated.<br />
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Once
you remember that <a href="http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolutionary-entertainment/201206/conservatism-mental-illness">conservatism
is a mental defect</a>, this shit makes sense. How insane is too insane to be allowed to hold public office?JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-79308414175449311672012-07-24T19:01:00.000-07:002012-07-24T19:01:26.023-07:00One More Reason to Eat Less ChickenChick-fil-A sucks.
The company's always been a proud bastion of fundie ugliness. No surprise that they've taken a stance against gay marriage.
When the Jim Henson Company decided that his Muppets were <a href="http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-07-23/news/sns-rt-us-media-muppets-chickfilabre86n01l-20120723_1_gay-marriage-muppets-facebook-page">bouncing the chicken chain</a> over its stance, those classy bird-cookers replied with this:
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and break their limp wrists. When the Internet rises up in wrath and
tells him to STFU, the cowardly knee-crawler whines that he was only
kidding and issues a non-apology apology.<br />
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Right.<br />
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I'd rather have my kid grow up gay (and happy) than grow up a stupid
wingnut. I'd really think I'd failed as a parent if one of mine voted
*spit* Republican, let alone chose the preacher lifestyle.<br />
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(edited to add a subject line)<br />
<br />JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-50349704448684816662012-05-03T18:27:00.000-07:002012-05-03T18:27:07.730-07:00Psycho Lard Tub Eric Cartman dead in Murder-Suicide<br />
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Evil Nazi crapball coward JT "Eric Cartman" Ready <a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/05/jt_ready_arizona_massacre_border.php">wiped out his own family</a> (including an 18-month old child), then killed himself.<br />
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His plan was to blame a Mexican "cartel assassination squad," possibly in the hope that it would trigger the race war thing the wingnuts keep hoping for when they do shit like this. Cartman was one of those self-styled border guard types. Readers will be astonished to find that his house contained guns, grenades, guns, and guns.<br />
<br />JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-32925565560084274612012-04-12T01:36:00.007-07:002012-04-19T12:59:31.567-07:00Trayvon Martin link dump (CORRECTED)Plenty of kooks and scumbags in this story. There's the shooter himself, who comes across as erratic (maybe mentally ill?); there are the people on his side, who've spun out some crazy notions of why their boy is the innocent victim here, not the dead kid; then there are the dung-slinging wingnuts from Newt Gingrich on down to the lowest cave-dwelling racist assholes who bring on the batshit in ways that make Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann seem rational.<br /><br />Of course, It's All Obama's Fault!<br /><br />[NOTE: Somehow most of the links got mangled while I was putting the dump together. This has been fixed]<br /><br />Here we go:<br /><br />--<br />17-year-old Martin was on suspension from school in Miami (bag w/pot residue); he was staying in a gated community (apartments?) with his father's GF; walking home from C-store w/Skittles and a drink, was stalked by shooter, then chased; some sort of scuffle/confrontation, then he was shot; shooter claims "self-defense" [wingnuts say shooter had right to "stand his ground" but the kid, threatened by someone armed and bigger, didn't have the same right, even though he was close to home]<br />--<br />killer's father a retired judge; makes us wonder whether the cops refused to charge Zimmerman because the judge wanted the matter to go away.<br />--<br />map of gated community where <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/story/2012-04-09/trayvon-martin-timeline-florida-shooting/54129274/1">Martin lived and died</a><br />--<br />cops tried to coach a witness <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/neighborhood-watch-shooting-trayvon-martin-probe-reveals-questionable/story?id=15907136#.T3SbtI5YfhN">into changing her story</a><br />--<br />kid was shot in late Feb 2012; body kept in cooler for 3 days before parents notified [link somewhere down below]<br />--<br />wingnuts (including Bankrupt Check-Bouncing Failure Newt Gingrich) blame the kid for his own murder<br />--<br />shooter was self-appointed Neighborhood Watch (and ARMED, when NW folks are specifically told they're not cops); called 911 frequently in 2011 for meaningless things like trash in street--<br /><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/25/1077587/-7-to-9-Year-Old-Looked-Suspicious-Enough-to-Zimmerman-to-Call-911">and a suspicious 7-9 year old</a><br />--<br />the shooter was told to back off by the 911 dispatcher<br />--<br />the Zimmerman <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/25/1077738/-George-Zimmerman-s-Disgraceful-Press-Circus">media circus</a><br />--<br />shitstorm picks up as people start claiming shooter said "fucking coons"<br />--<br /><a href="http://wonkette.com/468063/daily-caller-obama-only-commented-on-trayvon">Obama speaks out</a>; <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40106_Unbelievable-_Newt_Gingrich_Calls_Obamas_Comments_on_Trayvon_Martin_Disgraceful">Gingrich the Bankrupt Failure</a> and other wingnuts <a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/03/23/symptoms-of-a-syndrome/">screech at him </a><br /><a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/03/25/opposite-land/">for pandering</a>; Frothy goes to a shooting range campaign event; <a href="http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/03/23/149232400/while-santorum-shoots-gun-woman-shouts-pretend-its-obama">stupid woman tells him "Pretend it's Obama!"</a><br />--<br />faux noise <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40104_Fox_News_Commenters_Spew_Another_Deluge_of_Racist_Hatred_at_Trayvon_Martin_and_President_Obama">commenters</a> do their usual <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40088_Fox_News_Commenters_React_to_Trayvon_Martin-_Good_Shot_Zimmy">racist shit-throwing</a><br />--<br /><a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40103_Geraldo_Rivera_on_the_Dangers_of_Clothing">Geraldo "The Moustache" Rivera</a> says if the kid <a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/03/23/geraldo-rivera-if-trayvonmartin-wasnt-wearing-a-hoodie-he-would-be-alive/"> wasn't wearing a hoodie</a>, <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/25/1077719/-Geraldo-doubles-down-on-claim-that-Trayvon-Martin-would-be-alive-if-not-for-his-hoodie">he wouldn't have been shot</a><br />--<br /><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2119615/Trayvon-Martin-New-witness-tells-police-George-Zimmerman-provoked.html#ixzz1q4HVzFpS">'witness' claims</a> he saw Martin beating on the shooter, <a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/03/24/not-sure-this-changes-much/">says shooting was self defense</a> [3/23/12]<br />--<br />Gun Owners of America <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2012/03/25/451314/gun-owners-defends-zimmerman/">supports 'witness' and 'self-defense'</a> claim, supports the "stand your ground" gun laws<br />--<br />PBS holds <a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/03/23/faith-vs-reason-stand-your-groundviolent-crime-edition/">roundtable on the killing</a><br />--<br /><a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40108_Wingnut_Conspiracy_Theory_of_the_Day-_Trayvon_Photo_Was_Lightened_to_Make_Him_Look_Innocent">Breitard claims</a> kid's photo was 'lightened' to make him look 'innocent' <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40111_Wingnut_Dan_Riehl_Triples_Down_on_Racism">(and picks fight with LGF blogger) </a><br />--<br />a different <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/25/1077684/-Racist-False-Travon-Facebook-picture-being-circulated">Trayvon Martin's pic</a> <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40110_Dan_Riehl_and_Stormfront_in_Perfect_Sync">used to smear the kid</a><br />--<br />convenient 'black friend' of shooter claims Zimmerman said "fucking goons,' <a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/03/25/zimmermans-black-friend-he-said-goons-not-coons-its-a-term-of-endearment/">it's what the kids call each other these days</a> when they like each other [3/25/12]<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/25/1077716/-Stand-Your-Ground-Castle-Doctrine-and-Trayvon-Martin-now-what-">Stand Your Ground, Castle Doctrine</a>--and now what?<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/news/Trayvon%20Martin">Daily Kos tag roundup</a><br />--<br /><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/25/1077664/-Poor-George-Zimmerman-Can-t-Stop-Crying-">Killer 'can't stop crying'</a><br />--<br /><a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40119_New_Orleans_Police_Officer_on_Trayvon-_Act_Like_a_Thug_Die_Like_One">NOLA cop </a>--<a href="http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2012/03/nopd_officer_under_investigati.html">under investigation for fatal shooting)</a>--to Trayvon: "Act like a thug, die like a thug"<br />--<br />Miami Herald makes excuses, <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40117_Miami_Herald_Headline-_Trayvon_Suspended_Over_Marijuana;_Thousands_Expected_at_Rally">claims shooter thought</a> Trayvon looked "drugged out" (so smoking pot is a capital offense? Doesn't editorializing belong on the OPINION page?)<br />--<br />wingnut dickhead says <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40121_Wingnut_Blogger_Dan_Riehl-_Obama_Is_Lynching_George_Zimmerman">Obama "lynching" shooter</a><br />--<br />investigator <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/US/trayvon-martin-investigator-wanted-charge-george-zimmerman-manslaughter/story?id=16011674#.T3IJJnh333t">wanted to charge</a> shooter with manslaughter, <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40123_Lead_Homicide_Investigator_in_Trayvon_Case_Unconvinced_by_Zimmermans_Story">was instructed not to</a><br />--<br />faux noise commenters <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40125_Fox_News_Commenters_Spew_Yet_Another_Deluge_of_Ugly_Racist_Hatred_at_Trayvon_Martin">go racist (again)</a> (they had a field day with <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/39912_Fox_News_Commenters_Respond_to_Whitney_Houstons_Death_With_Deluge_of_Hatred_and_Racism">Whitney Houston's death</a>)<br />--<br />not to be outdone, <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40126_Breitbart.com_Commenters_Spew_Racist_Hatred_at_Trayvon_Martin">Breitard commenters</a> go even more batshit racist against Trayvon<br />--<br />shooter's lawyer abandons chair, <a href="http://thelastword.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/03/27/10878312-zimmermans-lawyer-bails-on-interview">runs out on "The Last Word"</a>; chair footage for an entire segment (Lawrence grills it at one point; chair refuses comment)<br />--<br />shooter's "buddy" Oliver <a href="http://www.mediaite.com/tv/lawrence-odonnell-and-charles-blow-give-george-zimmerman-pal-joe-oliver-epic-grilling/">grilled on "The Last Word"</a>; his claims all fall apart (he's a coworker, didn't know him all that well, hadn't seen him in awhile)<br />--<br /><a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40131_Video-_George_Zimmerman_on_Night_of_Trayvon_Killing_-_No_Injuries%21%20">shooter claims he was attacked</a>; broken nose, blood on his face and back of his head from being beaten up by the kid--but police video calls bullshit on that<br />--<br />funeral director says <a href="http://www.hlntv.com/article/2012/03/28/funeral-director-saw-no-signs-fight-trayvons-hands">no injuries on Trayvon's hands</a> (he didn't put up a fight)<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/29/zimmermans-fathers-claims_n_1386981.html">shooter's father</a> claims Martin told shooter, "you're gonna die now" or "you're gonna die tonight"<br />--<br />keeps blowing up: <a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/03/28/its-bigger-than-trayvon-martin-now/">Trayvon Martin was identified</a> but kept as John Doe until his father filed a Missing Persons report; shooter didn't have blood or broken nose; cops didn't drop the ball so much as put it down and walk away from it<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/03/28/do-the-wrong-thing/">Spike Lee fucks up</a>, reposts incorrect address for shooter posted by<a href="http://www.popehat.com/2012/03/28/the-home-address-of-the-angry-mob/"> some Twitter dumbass</a> (the address was was actually that of a 70-year-old woman and her 72 year-old husband; they had to bug out because of all the hate mail, phone calls, and visits in the middle of the night).<br />--<br />wingnut bullies <a href="http://bobcesca.com/blog-archives/2012/03/right-wing-bullies-continue-to-attack-children.html">target children</a><br />--<br />Snowbilly makes <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40137_Sarah_Palins_Word_Salad_of_the_Day-_Obama_Orchestrated_His_Trayvon_Remarks">desperate attempt to be relevant</a>, says Obama "orchestrated" his remarks on Trayvon.<br />--<br />Longer video of <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40136_More_Complete_Video_of_Zimmermans_Arrival_at_Sanford_PD_Posted">shooter's arrival at PD</a><br />--<br /><a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40135_Breitbart.com-_If_Youre_Hispanic_Youre_Definitely_Not_White">breitards say Hispanics</a>--and the shooter--aren't white<br />--<br /><a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40134_Breitbart.coms_Dan_Riehl_Blames_Obama_for_Random_Twitter_Posts_Commenters_Spew_Hatred">wingnut blames Obama</a> for "Kill Zimmerman" Twitter account<br />--<br />shooter's <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40133_Video-_George_Zimmermans_Father-_So_Much_Hate_Coming_From_the_President">pearl-clutching father</a>: "so much hate coming from the President"<br />--<br />the Gated Community <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/30/opinion/the-gated-community-mentality.html?hpw">mentality</a><br />--<br /><a href="http://www.stonekettle.com/2012/03/trayvon-martin-license-to-kill.html">Trayvon Martin</a>: License to Kill<br />--<br /><a href="http://taylormarsh.com/blog/2012/03/stupid-celebrities-targeting-zimmermans-parents/">Roseanne Barr joins</a> the "let's post people's addresses online" club, deletes her post, claims she thought Twitter was private<br />--<br />Spike Lee <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-trayvon-martin-lee-settlement-20120329,0,7063902.story">apologizes</a>, settles with couple whose address he posted<br />--<br />Rep. Bobby Rush removed from House floor <a href="http://bobcesca.com/blog-archives/2012/03/allen-west-is-a-terrible-liar.html">for wearing a hoodie</a>; scumbag Allen "One-Term Lying War Criminal" West lies about it<br />--<br />more racist scumbaggery <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40141_Another_Sickening_Deluge_of_Open_Racism_at_Breitbart.com">from the Breitards</a><br />--<br />forensics experts: shooter <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40146_Forensic_Experts-_It_Was_Not_George_Zimmerman_Crying_for_Help">wasn't screaming for help</a><br />--<br />moron says forensics experts <a href="http://www.boomantribune.com/story/2012/4/1/133135/5680">don't know how</a> to do their job, says they can't use screams to identify shooter vs. Martin<br />--<br />Breitards <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40148_Not_an_April_Fools_Joke-_Suddenly_Breitbart_Site_Is_Deleting_Comments">start deleting</a> some racist comments, after a week<br />--<br />If Martin <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/01/1078914/-If-Trayvon-Martin-had-been-white-and-George-Zimmerman-were-black">had been white</a> and the shooter black<br />--<br />a view of Trayvon <a href="http://moronwatch.net/2012/03/trayvon-a-view-from-the-uk.html">from the UK</a> (why the US is an insane police state)<br />--<br /><a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40174_Yet_Another_Deluge_of_Racist_Hatred_and_Calls_for_Genocide_at_Breitbart.com">Breitards still</a> racist scumbags after another week (4-5-12)<br />--<br />Neo-Nazis <a href="http://bobcesca.com/blog-archives/2012/04/what-could-go-wrong-9.html">"patrolling"</a> <a href="http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/04/heavily_armed_neo-nazis_patrol.php">Sanford, FL</a> <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40178_This_Should_Help-_Armed_Neo-Nazis_Patrolling_Sanford_Ready_for_Race_War">in case</a> race riot breaks out<br />--<br />fox affiliate in Orlando calls <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40185_Jaw-Dropper-_Fox_Affiliate_in_Orlando_Calls_Neo-Nazis_a_Civil_Rights_Group"> Nazis a "civil rights" group</a>--then they delete the page and rewrite it as "White rights group" and edit that to finally say "Neo-Nazi group"<br />--<br />Sanford, FL puts <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/08/1081726/-City-of-Sanford-Putting-National-Guard-on-Standby">National Guard on standby</a><br />--<br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/09/trayvon-martin-cops-botched-investigation_n_1409277.html">a look at sloppy copwork</a> in Sanford, FL (the Martin case is just the latest)<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/05/george-zimmerman-supporter_n_1406071.html">shooter fan</a> defaces a black cultural center at OSU<br />--<br /><a href="http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/04/09/461201/breaking-george-zimmerman-launches-website-features-vandalized-black-cultural-center/">shooter launches</a> fundraising website<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0412/74973.html">Grand Jury will not get the case</a>; it's in the Special Prosecutor's hands, but there won't be a 1st Degree Murder charge (4-9-12). Could still try him on manslaughter.<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/04/09/everyones-armed-and-everywhere-is-a-frontier/">this isn't the first time</a> "stand your ground" has farked things up--in OK, a man was killed in 2010 by a robber, who was allowed to walk because he was "attacked" first. <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-tulsa-suspect-20120409,0,771625.story">The "attacker's" son</a> and an older friend went on a shooting spree, killing 5 black people who had nothing to do with his father's death (4/2012)<br />--<br /><a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40187_Jim_Hoft_Says_Man_Arrested_For_Gunning_Down_Innocent_Black_Men_Was_Understandably_Upset">America's stooopitest blogger</a> says spree-killer was "understandably upset"<br />--<br /><a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40189_Daily_Caller_Writer_Casts_Off_Chains_of_White_Guilt_Embraces_Inner_Racist">smug yuppie Mark Judge</a> of Daily Caller casts off his chains of "white guilt" 'cos someone stole his bicycle<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/10/idahos-lone-black-lawmake_n_1415262.html">Idaho's lone black lawmaker</a> receiving klan mailings<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/04/10/chipping-away/">racist dirtbags whining</a> that criticism is "leftist censorship"<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/04/10/the-very-bizarre-zimmerman-attorney-press-conference/">shooter's lawyers drop him</a>, say he's been unreachable, not in FL, <a href="http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/40194_George_Zimmermans_Lawyers-_Weve_Lost_Contact"> been ignoring advice to STFU</a>, going to the media (specifically Hannity) and trying to call the Special Prosecutor. His website stunt was the last straw.<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.thedailybanter.com/2012/04/gone-but-not-forgotten/">NBC fires producer</a> who heavily edited 911 audio<br />--<br /><a href="http://wonkette.com/469411/child-of-civil-rights-movement-totally-fires-teacher-for-encouraging-super-polite-trayvon-fundraiser">school fires</a> literature teacher <a href="http://www.tolerance.org/blog/teacher-fired-over-trayvon-martin-fundraiser">who encouraged kids' Trayvon fundraiser</a><br />--<br /><a href="http://wonkette.com/469385/super-not-racist-zimmerman-family-attorney-general-eric-holder-protecting-new-black-panthers-because-he-is-black">shooter's family says</a> US Attorney General Eric Holder protecting "New Black Panthers" because Holder is black<br />--<br /><a href="http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2012/04/10/george-zimmermans-family-makes-very-awkward-literary-reference/">shooter's family makes awkward literary reference</a>, comparing shooter to the Tom Robinson character from "To Kill a Mockingbird"<br />--<br /><a href="http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2012/04/10/george-zimmermans-family-makes-very-awkward-literary-reference/">bonus conspiracy red meat from a Daily Caller reader</a>--Obama, Trayvon, Sharpton, Jackson, and Eric Holder are working with the NEW BLACK PANTHERS!!!11! and the shooter stumbled onto it! Obama's building a blah militia!!<br />--<br /><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/10/1082356/-Breaking-Shots-Fired-at-Empty-Cop-Car-in-Sanford-FL">shots fired at empty cop car in Sanford</a><br />--<br /><a href="http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/04/11/462994/george-zimmerman-to-be-charged-with-second-degree-murder-is-now-in-custody/">shooter charged</a> with 2nd Degree Murder (4-12-2012)<br />--<br />shooter's new lawyer's best defense should be to<br /><a href="http://www.balloon-juice.com/2012/04/12/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-unless-maybe-the-defense-should-just-stfu/"> SHUT UP</a> (awww, he can't go into a 7/11 without being recognized)JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-68008959563522612672012-03-22T00:21:00.001-07:002012-03-22T21:35:48.460-07:00Wingnut Punk to Libs, Non-Christians: "Get out!"So <a href="http://www.blogger.com/spreadingsantorum.com">Frothy Mix</a> was hosted by some punk-ass preacher-boy loser in Louisiana over the weekend.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/pastor-dennis-terry-introduces-rick-santorum-tells-liberals-and-non-christians-get-out">Preacher-boy</a> doesn't like non-Christians or Liberals. Says we gotta go. Doesn't like the gays, either. Buys into the comical notion that this country was founded by third-rate Billy Graham wannabe wingnut losers like him.<br /><br />Loves him some Frothy. Babbled prayers and drooled over him for a bit, then made the obligatory anti-Obama squeals and whines and asked his imaginary sky-buddy to "do a mighty work" on the bad black guy.<br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/B2emBxDOY7g?feature=player_embedded" allowfullscreen="" width="640" frameborder="0" height="360"></iframe><br /><br />Packed house. Lots of gray and blue hair. I wonder whether there's even one stooped-over Rascal-driver in the room who realizes that ol' Frothy is one of "them ol' Catholics."<br /><br />Oh--and preacher-boy?<br /><br />You and what army?<br /><br />[UPDATE! 3/22/2012]<br /><br />Preacher Boy is apparently embarrassed by all the attention he got when this video went all over the Interwebs and has <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/21/1076576/-Dennis-Terry-trying-to-scrub-GET-OUT-speech-from-Web">scrambled to yank it off the Web by...deleting it from the church website</a>.<br /><br />Y'all be nice and don't tell him about the rest of the Internet, 'kay?JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-41209742790551003092012-03-10T06:21:00.003-08:002012-03-14T09:17:47.430-07:00Name That Kook, #1 (March 10, 2012)--Took and passed the Bar Exam, but was rejected by the Bar Association in his state because he doesn't believe the Constitution applies equally to all Americans.<br /><br />--Head of a white supremacist group.<br /><br />--Went to prison for soliciting a hit on a federal judge.<br /><br /><br />Answer's in the comments.JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-25203897002527496412012-03-02T04:04:00.005-08:002012-03-02T05:02:04.348-08:00Pic of the Day: Bing-Bong.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHrdmUoTMbjmpfo7lFDZY_gEY7MyThhxa9i4UXaTMETiZE3n4Rx2qy_ExJTbaNn_TFk7-olNN4G-P5QOr0BHvBIIWsk1PcDLF7XpXUZxNHBVh1bLutyDryDKbLwdDqAcbXlX9t5YqdE50/s1600/Breitbart+Grift+Interrupted.png"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 224px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHrdmUoTMbjmpfo7lFDZY_gEY7MyThhxa9i4UXaTMETiZE3n4Rx2qy_ExJTbaNn_TFk7-olNN4G-P5QOr0BHvBIIWsk1PcDLF7XpXUZxNHBVh1bLutyDryDKbLwdDqAcbXlX9t5YqdE50/s400/Breitbart+Grift+Interrupted.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5715269729329761154" border="0" /></a><br /><br />he was a f@#$er. a big ass motherf@#$er. this aint a 24-hour zone, baby. he was a bad, bad dude.<br /><br />Oh, wait, that's Andy <a href="http://newsjunkiepost.com/2012/03/01/conservative-outrage-over-breitbart-death-comments-are-disingenuous/">gloating about Ted Kennedy's death</a>. He and his wingnut buddies were dancing in the streets that day! Good times, good times. But his wingnut buddies are demanding that everyone show Dick some respect--"<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILZQSmE5Uu0">BEHAVE YOURSELVES! BEHAVE YOURSELVES!!</a>"<br /><br />Didja know that <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/people-who-think-president-obama-killed-andrew-bre">Obama had him rubbed out</a> to keep Andy from releasing incriminating video of him? It's on the Interwebs, must be TRUE!<br /><br />Andy was one of the less-interesting kooks (just your basic angry, unhappy loudmouth, and a very small man); we didn't pay him much attention in life. We expect that he'll be much quieter now.<br /><br />If he'd acted like a decent human being in public instead of a puffed-up screaming prick, he might be a sympathetic character here at the Clearinghouse. As it is, we shake our heads and go on to the next kook.JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-87540998629296926482012-01-30T01:21:00.000-08:002012-01-31T15:14:52.047-08:00In Our Backyard: Pensacola Christer CollegeYes, Good old <a href="http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pensacola_Christian_College">Pensacola Christer College</a>, an unaccredited hellhole and purveyor of fundamentalist crap--where brane sells go too dye!<br /><br />BECOME! a useless conservative shill zombie today! You'll be unemployable in MILLIONS of top-quality high-paying JOBS!!<br /><br />FEEL!! your gray cells dying even as you hurry past this evil facility!<br /><br />Young-Earth Creationism! Dinsaurs were dragons! Earth's only 6,000 years old! Science is wrong! And everywhere you look, Satan SatanSatan SATANSATANSATANSATAN!!11!!11!!!!<br /><br />Conveniently located right next to Hovind's Dinosaur Adventure Land--and sharing much of his idealogy. Too bad PCC's founder isn't in prison, too.<br /><br />SEE!!! their <a href="http://pensacolachristiancollege.com/rules.htm">astonishing array of rules</a>; you're only allowed to listen to approved radio stations; no public library visits; no electric guitars or amps! There are segregated elevators, stairwells, and sidewalks to keep the sexes from mingling!<br /><br />No mention of whether the rules cover little groups of the "college's" <strike>weirdling homeschooled toads</strike> students mobbing the entrances of gay clubs, hoping to win <strike>blowjobs</strike> converts.<br /><br />We've heard rumors that PCC has tried to force the auto detailing shop on the corner of Davis and Brent to repaint their building to conform to PCC's decor.<br /><br />AND...they <a href="http://www.pcci.edu/Campus/Facilities/Planetarium.html">have a planetarium</a>.<br /><br />They're not alone in their backwards, restrictive rules that treat a college student like a kindergartner, though. Have a look at some of <a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3116655#3116778">Bob Jones University's</a> rules. No rock music, no watching movies above a "G" rating...and you have to turn your freaking weapons in for STORAGE?!<br /><br />We especially liked this line from <a href="http://www.bju.edu/become-a-student/accepted-students/expectations/dress.php">BJU's dress code</a>:<br /><blockquote>Abercrombie & Fitch and its subsidiary Hollister have shown an unusual degree of antagonism to biblical morality. Therefore, BJU asks its students not to patronize these stores, wear their clothing or display articles containing their names or logos.</blockquote><br />"Asks." We'd bet that there's a bit more weight behind it than that.<br /><br />Apparently BJU (hahahaha) <strike>forced</strike> <i>asked</i> a furniture shop to change its offensive name from "Naked Furniture Outlet" to "Unfinished Furniture Outlet" (see the comments in the Democratic Undergound link above) and tried to arm themselves with machine guns in the '60s to protect the white girls.JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-17205551174578995462011-10-13T19:42:00.000-07:002011-10-26T18:21:34.540-07:00Countdown!Old Harry "World's Gonna End Really Really Really Really Really Really Soon Now" Camping has announced on his <a href="http://www.familyradio.com/">website</a> that October 21, 2011 is Really Really Really Really Really Really The End This Time:<br /><br /><blockquote>"Thus we can be sure that the whole world, with the exception of those who are presently saved (the elect), are under the judgment of God, and will be annihilated together with the whole physical world on October 21, 2011, on the last day of the present five months period. On that day the true believers (the elect) will be raptured. We must remember that only God knows who His elect are that He saved prior to May 21"</blockquote>Get your toothbrush and whatever. He's gotta be right this time! We're sure that his May 21, 2011 <strike>mistake</strike> <a href="http://www.familyradio.com/facts/">prediction</a> was just a warmup!<br /><br /><p class="p5"><b></b></p><blockquote><p class="p5"><b>How can Family Radio be so bold as to declare a date for Christ's return?</b></p> <p class="p3">Given the overwhelming biblical evidence, the Family Stations, Inc. Board of Directors made a determination to dedicate all available resources to proclaim the warning of May 21, 2011. God has prepared Family Radio for this important time in history.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>Given the population of the world, radio and the internet are the perfect vehicles to deliver this warning.</p></blockquote><p class="p3"></p>Go read his site before The End! It's Really Really Really Really Really Really For Real This Time!!<br /><br /><br />UPDATE: Camping retired from his gig at Family Radio on October 16th (spotted by Slatts in alt.atheism):<br /><blockquote>(From his Wikipedia page) "Camping officially retired from his position at Family Radio as of October 16, 2011, only days before his last predicted date for the end of the world. Camping reportedly admitted in a private interview that he no longer believed that anybody could know the time of the Rapture or the end of the world, in stark contrast to his previously staunch position on the subject."<br /><br />Image:<br />http://i.imgur.com/AXySX.png</blockquote>It goes without saying that we're still here, ready to make fun of the next Doomsayer.JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-60153705335726429392011-09-17T01:57:00.000-07:002011-09-17T02:45:21.032-07:00Put Pat Robertson in a Home, Already.Terminally insane brain-dead dirtbag, failed Presidential candidate and fundie Pat Robertson has never been one to keep his gnarly cloven hooves out of his pie-hole for very long.<br /><br />Now, Satan's Nutsack says it's fine to divorce your Alzheimer's-afflicted spouse if they're too far gone (they won't remember anyway, right?), whatever that means.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_qt_JCnRdCQ?version=3&hl=en_US"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_qt_JCnRdCQ?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="315"></embed></object><br /><br />Unlike demented, decrepit rat bastard <a href="http://kookclearinghouse.blogspot.com/2011/09/teabaggers-are-scum.html">Ron Paul and his slavering "Let 'Em Die" Libertarian fanboys</a>, we think old Pat's family should bundle him up and relocate him to a peaceful <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=virginia+beach+retirement+facilities&oq=Virginia+Beach+retirement&aq=8v&aqi=g4g-v5g-m1&aql=&gs_sm=c&gs_upl=15185l33428l0l41265l25l24l0l2l2l1l497l5662l1.8.6.3.4l22l0">retirement facility</a> in the Virginia Beach area.<br /><br />Or--given his condition--he might be "too far gone" himself and he can <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=virginia+beach+hospice+care&oq=virginia+beach+hospice&aq=1&aqi=g2g-b3&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=260719l262448l0l265085l7l7l0l0l0l0l531l2149l0.1.2.3.0.1l7l0">spend his waning days in hospice</a>, where he can look the families of Alzheimer's patients in the eye and tell them it's okay to just leave Gramps, because he's too far gone and won't notice.<br /><br />Congratulations, Pat--we didn't have an "Evil" tag yet, but you're the first kook to earn one. Way to give Rick "Goodhair" Perry and <a href="http://kookclearinghouse.blogspot.com/2011/09/teabaggers-are-scum.html">Ron "Let 'Em Die" Paul</a> a run for the most batshit, evil right-winger in the country!JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-28361431704067569862011-09-13T20:17:00.000-07:002011-09-17T03:21:17.716-07:00Teabaggers are Scum.Just when we think the teabaggers couldn't get any lower, they dig the damn hole deeper.<br /><br /><object style="height: 304px; width: 500px;"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/irx_QXsJiao?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/irx_QXsJiao?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="500" height="304"></embed></object><br /><br />If you're uninsured and get sick, die quickly. It's the teabagger way, like <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/04/firefighters-watch-as-hom_n_750272.html">letting a man's house burn down</a> for not paying a $75 fee.<br /><br />These people stand in the way of progress for this country. They're working to destroy the very things that give us the standard of living that keeps America from being a third-world country.<br /><br />It's long past time that the rest of us made them stop digging that hole any deeper; they can stay in it. We should fill it in and move on.<br /><br />[Update: Added "Evil" tag. <a href="http://kookclearinghouse.blogspot.com/2011/09/put-pat-robertson-in-home-already.html">Thanks to Pat Robertson</a>!]JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-5392274920698267092011-06-28T13:59:00.000-07:002011-06-28T15:37:14.785-07:00Bachmann's an Idiot. And a flake. A flaky idiot.Par for the Republican course, it seems. Michele Bachmann is well-known for coming out with stupid--or <a href="http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2010/sep/21/bachmann-and-truth-o-meter-collected-works/">dishonest</a>--or both--things to say whenever there's a camera lurking around, but I think she's topped herself.<br /><br />Whaaaaat? She topped her claim that the <a href="http://www.boston.com/news/politics/politicalintelligence/2011/03/minnesota_rep_b.html">Shot Heard Round the World happened in New Hampshire</a>?<br /><br />Okay, this one's a close second to that.<br /><br />Whaaaaaaaat?! She topped her claim that the <a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/thenote/2011/03/michele-bachmanns-historical-blunder.html">Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery</a>, and that <a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/george/2011/06/john-quincy-adams-a-founding-father-michele-bachmann-says-yes.html">John Quincy Adams was one of them</a>?<br /><br />Dammit! See, there's so much batshit with this wingnut that it's getting really hard to assess her kookness in terms of a top-ten.<br /><br />She invoked the name of conservative magnet John Wayne and (not for the first time) <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/27/michele-bachmann-john-wayne_n_885368.html">linked him to Waterloo, Iowa</a>.<br /><br />She picked the wrong clown. She's actually talking about kid-killer <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy">John Wayne...Gacy, the Killer Clown</a>. We wonder if she knows the difference between them. If Gacy was a Republican, she'd probably sing his praises, 33 murders notwithstanding.<br /><br />She's since <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2011/06/michele-bachmann-stands-by-her-misstatements.html">admitted to not being perfect</a>, but stands by her stupidity, and that's why she's the new Republican Stupid Queen. Stand aside, Palin, you amateur. There's a new conservative cutie-pie on the stage with a flaky crust and an incredible batshit center!<br /><br />Best thing I've seen said about her, from <a href="http://www.draftventura.com/2011/05/bill-maher-%E2%80%9Cmichele-bachmann-for-people-who-find-sarah-palin-too-intellectual%E2%80%9D/">Bill Mahar</a>: "Michele Bachmann! For People Who Find Sarah Palin Too Intellectual."JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-71105279111947002592011-06-04T13:49:00.003-07:002011-06-04T14:13:58.113-07:00Visiting Dignitary Disappointed by Lack of Crawfish<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNZSkVffO3gPi5SHHm04XV8U31LgDjjnhmuV9PaJXWQQ5wErIR39EuLNVzbQnOFjNHU7Tq7SeS6wlJTlkyPib0c2G96KXsesrRkF7snvVPetPpBqc1FaWSImwS4sFtvqMikPxtCEWudMo/s1600/Sovereign+Citizen+who+shot+up+Seafood+Market.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 158px; height: 239px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNZSkVffO3gPi5SHHm04XV8U31LgDjjnhmuV9PaJXWQQ5wErIR39EuLNVzbQnOFjNHU7Tq7SeS6wlJTlkyPib0c2G96KXsesrRkF7snvVPetPpBqc1FaWSImwS4sFtvqMikPxtCEWudMo/s400/Sovereign+Citizen+who+shot+up+Seafood+Market.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5614473909035067282" border="0" /></a><br />He must be a "visiting dignitary" because--according to him and his fellow "sovereign citizens"--he's not an American citizen, and not subject to our laws:<br /><br /><a href="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/06/sovereign_citizen_opens%20_fire_on_store_because_it_r.php?refpblg">From Talking Points Memo</a>:<br /><br /><blockquote>A 'sovereign citizen' in Pensacola, Florida allegedly opened fire at a<br />seafood market after learning that they had run out of crawfish.<br /><br />42 year-old Larry Wayne Kelly allegedly fired upon the L&T Seafood Market with an AK-47 from the window of his pickup truck, after he was told they had sold out of crawfish on Sunday.<br /><br />Travis Griggs of the Pensacola News Journal reports:<br /><br /><div style="font-style: italic;">Kelly allegedly called the seafood market to order crawfish and became "incredibly irate" when an employee said the store didn't have any, according to a Sheriff's Office report.<br /><br />From 4:50 p.m. to 5:20 p.m., Kelly called the market 11 times, according to the business' caller ID. The later calls went unanswered because the business closed at 5 p.m., investigators said. </div><br /><br />Employees found 11 bullet holes in the front of the store the next morning.<br /><br />When law enforcement tracked him down and tried to arrest him on foot, Kelly allegedly attempted to hit them with his car.<br /><br />According to the Sheriffs Department, four loaded guns were found in Kelly's car, including a 12-gauge shotgun, a pistol, and a revolver. The book "The Sociopath Next Door" was also found. Kelly told law enforcement that he is a sovereign citizen (someone who believes that almost all forms of government in the U.S. are illegitimate), and that he doesn't have to follow the law.<br /><br />Griggs reports that Kelly was charged with "fleeing police, aggravated assault and weapons violations," but was soon released on a $32,000 bond Monday. He was then arrested again on the same day and charged with "firing at a building, firing from a vehicle and criminal mischief."<br /><br />As of Wednesday, Kelly was being held on a $575,000 bond.<br /><br />Store owner Tommy Nguyen told the News Journal he had sold out of crawfish because it was a holiday weekend, but was restocked by Wednesday. "If you don't have crawfish, you can get crab or something else" he asked. "Why is crawfish so important?"</blockquote><br />I used to work within walking--and shooting--distance of the seafood shop. I never gave much thought to foreign dignitaries being in the neighborhood. I wonder if he had his own national flag and anthem worked out?<br /><br />Better thought: If "sovereign citizens" aren't American citizens...why can't we deport them?<br /><br />[Note: originally published under my a.a. nickname in the alt.atheism newsgroup]JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-46434251522480745702010-09-20T08:42:00.000-07:002010-09-20T08:46:06.241-07:00O'Crap!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpXV81d3ECgqQnRRrTeruSQvx8OVFpbfDqyYn1gO265uypMRsgdWsjKql-hBzGGQLpbm4ZZhg_J6a6Hk5Khrh5aUS_Bx2tt9ubdvQHZdfnToHH_LjjquqZUqKRvvXjXypO13_fCOtPGK1i/s1600/o'dildo+O-face.jpg"><img style="float: right; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; cursor: pointer; width: 185px; height: 190px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpXV81d3ECgqQnRRrTeruSQvx8OVFpbfDqyYn1gO265uypMRsgdWsjKql-hBzGGQLpbm4ZZhg_J6a6Hk5Khrh5aUS_Bx2tt9ubdvQHZdfnToHH_LjjquqZUqKRvvXjXypO13_fCOtPGK1i/s400/o'dildo+O-face.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518709673171046258" border="0" /></a><br /><i>[ Simulposted from <a href="http://pareidolia-global.blogspot.com/2010/09/o-crap.html">Pareidolia</a> ]</i><br /><br />Christine O'Donnell's got one scary "O" face.<br /><br />This one's an example of every reason I'll never vote for or support a Republican. The party continues to put up batshit insane right-wing fundie morons, racists, wild-eyed anti-abortionists, secessionist traitors, war-mongering empty suits, and rich assholes who don't want to pull their share of the tax load; and as long as they continue to cater to batshit insane right-wing fundie morons, racists, wild-eyed anti-abortionists, secessionist traitors, war-mongering empty suits, and rich assholes who don't want to pull their share of the tax load, they can get stuffed. The party's "politics" have devolved into things the government shouldn't be getting into at any level--gay marriage, religious crap in publicly-funded schools, abortion, Teri Schiavo. It's all about hot-button things to scare people into voting Red. PANIC! Commies under your bed! PANIC!! Look at those hippies! PANIC!!! Muslims! PANIC!!!! ATHEISTS!!!!!!! AUGH!!!!<br /><br />Are you panicking yet?!<br /><br />Sorry pricks.<br /><br />Honestly, I thought President Fratboy was the bottom of the barrel, the worst the Goposaurs could manage. Damned if they didn't move the barrel bottom down a few feet when they found Sarah "Caribou Barbie" Palin. Then all hell broke loose--and the cesspool of Republican offerings has only gotten deeper--and this O'Donnell critter is the new bottom. Mice with human brains?! She <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/15/flashback-gop-senate-cand_n_717936.html">wouldn't lie to Hitler to save Anne Frank</a>?!<br /><br />Funny how in that video she supposedly hates, hates, hates dishonesty--but she's been <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33VyTSECo38">caught out lying--and brilliantly called out on it by this guy</a>.<br /><br />It took men like Lincoln to make the Republican Party mean something. It's taken right-wing idiots a few decades to shred the party and piss all over Lincoln's legacy while trying to dress themselves up to look like him. The teabaggers are simply finishing the demolition that began in the mid-1960's, when racist pricks abandoned the Democrats in the wake of Johnson's signing the Civil Rights Act into law.<br /><br />The Party of Lincoln? Nope. The Party of O'Donnell.JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2900498862641266819.post-64756533945963589182010-09-05T12:41:00.001-07:002013-09-11T21:31:35.667-07:00Kookistan Freakout over...Oval Office Rug?Seriously, yes.<br />
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My, my, those little short-bus folks on the wingnut fringe never seem to wear their helmets. No, they bump their heads together and find some new thing to scare each other with about the Kenyan Socialist Muslim Nazi anti-Christ black guy in the White House.<br />
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Now he's really done it.<br />
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Nobel Peace Prize Winner President Barack Obama has really done it.<br />
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He's redecorated the Oval Office. In BEIGE.<br />
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Looks nice, really--lightens up the room, the furniture looks comfortable.<br />
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But that's not IT--not the criminal act that the idiots in Kookistan are slavering over.<br />
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Nope. Nobel Peace Prize Winner President Barack Obama has...<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/09/03/AR2010090305100.html">misquoted someone on his Presidential Rug</a>. The rug has quotes from Abe Lincoln, both Roosevelts (Ted & Frank), Kennedy, and one from Martin Luther King.<br />
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That's the one that's got the <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2010/09/04/wapo-hey-that-oval-office-rug-quote-got-botched/">Kookistanis wound up</a>.<br />
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The MLK quote--"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice."--is an Obama favorite; King used it frequently himself, but he was knowingly quoting Theodore Parker, an abolitionist who died in 1860. It could easily be that Obama wasn't aware of the true source of the quote. He's human. *shrug*<br />
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But the Kookistanis are in full shriek mode, like the little <strike>retards</strike> Palin-Americans they are:<br />
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God forgive me for thinking this, but Theodore Parker was a white man. Obama would rather the quote was from Martin Luther King, and he has demonstrated often enough that if you repeat a falsehood over and over, people will believe it.<br />
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RebeccaH on September 5, 2010 at 1:22 PM<br />
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Amazing how there's no irony in Kookistan, where falsehoods get repeated over and over, such as the birth certificate thing, the Kenyan thing, the Socialist thing, the Nazi thing.<br />
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Remaining true to form, once again Obama fails to get it right. According to the “peter principle” our fearless leader gained his level of incompetence upon his birth.<br />
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Wills on September 5, 2010 at 7:10 AM<br />
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Obama's "incompetent"? Heckuva job, Wills. Mission Accomplished.<br />
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Then there's this full-on meltdown:<br />
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If I was POTUS, instead of FDR and Kennedy, I would have quotes from Thomas Jefferson(Obamalinsky really hates him)George Washington, John Adams, Barry Goldwater, Ronald Reagan and GWB. I would also run an anti-Communist cleansing of the government that would make Sen. Joe McCarthy look like a Boy Scout.<br />
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Let’s just say my administration would be 180 degrees from Comrade Obamalinsky’s. An American for America in other words.<br />
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adamsmith on September 5, 2010 at 1:00 PM<br />
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"Obamalinsky." Weak.<br />
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There really needs to be an enforced helmet law in Kookistan. Sooner or later one of the the little darlings is gonna hurt himself.<br />
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Meanwhile, over at Daily Kos, one diarist looks at all the fuss, both from the Washington Post's Op-Ed writer and the waterhead wingnuts and <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2010/9/4/899148/-WaPo-FAIL-on-Oval-Office-Rug-Mistake">calls 'em out</a>:<br />
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If those exact words had been attributed to Mr. Theodore Parker, <i>that</i> would have been a mistake, because Mr. Parker never said them. King on the other hand did say them, on many, many occasions.<br />
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So, we have two levels of FAIL for Ms. Stiehm. She alleges that the quote is falsely attributed to Dr. King. She is wrong. Martin Luther King is the correct source for the words as they appear on the Oval Office rug. But even if she were correct that the quote was falsely attributed to King, her allegation that the "rug got it wrong" also fails, given that the rug itself does not attribute the quote to anyone.</blockquote>
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Even so...how long before the Kookistanis get on the soup-can-and-string network and spread the word about this new evil in the White House?JWhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01367596987146850877noreply@blogger.com0