Kook from the Past: Kansan1225

Did you know that Heidi Klum is descended from Martian and Syruisian stock, and that she's linked to the Illuminati and Der Keiser?

Kansan1225 used to post frequently in who-knows how many newsgroups in the early '00's. Quite an amazing imagination. Numerology, conspiracies, a spooky obsession with Klum (including psychic conversations with her), this guy had it all.

Some high-quality kookness--more of it here!