Thursday, May 3, 2012

Psycho Lard Tub Eric Cartman dead in Murder-Suicide

Evil Nazi crapball coward JT "Eric Cartman" Ready wiped out his own family (including an 18-month old child), then killed himself.

His plan was to blame a Mexican "cartel assassination squad," possibly in the hope that it would trigger the race war thing the wingnuts keep hoping for when they do shit like this. Cartman was one of those self-styled border guard types. Readers will be astonished to find that his house contained guns, grenades, guns, and guns.


  1. I'd say that his weight must have been in his body and not in his brain pan to think that a stupid ass scheme like that would work. What a fucking fucktard!

    1. Too many Cheesy Poofs! (they don't hire 'em for brains, they hire 'em for looks!)