Announcing the Operation American Spring Commemorative Plate!

$3.99 each at K-Mart.

It'll look awesome next to your George Bush Flightsuit Commemorative Codpiece plate!

Comes in 4 colors:

White, for the pasty pale faces who showed up.
Black, for the non-white folks who didn't.
Green, for the liberals who laughed themselves sick at the whole thing.
Red, for the faces of the "patriots" who made excuses.

Sorry, not available in coward yellow for the Internet tough guys who talked shit and didn't do shit.

Most importantly, they're blank...because nothing happened.

Quacks List

Last Update: Nov. 8, 2009

Clark, Hulda (quack; deceased)--wrote books claiming to be able to cure all cancers. Died of cancer September 3, 2009. [Source: QuackWatch.com] She claimed that the liver fluke was responsible for just about every big-name disease (you get the AIDS if the worm gets your thymus gland!)

Null, Gary ("health & fitness guru")--anti-vaccination, anti-pharmaceuticals industry, anti-medical and all that. Likes to claim that various cures for diseases are being suppressed by the medical and pharmaceutical industries because "they" can't have people getting well by using alternative medicine. [Source: QuackWatch.com] Ignores the fact that if there's money to be made, the pharma guys will hit it, and a cure for cancer would make for big big big money.

Wakefield, Andrew: Quack; no med license